Being on TV is hard, guys, and Dorit Kemsley continues to tell us all about it. Comedians Jen Keefe and Molly Mulshine delve into the second third of her memoir, "Unburdened," and come out of the whole thing feeling... burdened.

Dorit manages to pen an entire chapter on "Puppygate" without mentioning Lisa Vanderpump's name once. She debunks plastic surgery rumors but is less successful when it comes to the "has no friends" allegations. The whole thing is a bit of a Lucy Lucy Apple snoozy.

But luckily your hosts manage to fill in the blanks and provide 45 minutes of bona fide entertainment! Tune in next week for all the dirty details on Dorit's robbery and PK's financials (or what's left of them).

Don't forget to follow Jen Keefe @heyjenkeefe and Molly Mulshine @mollymulshine on Instagram and TikTok.