Dork Matters

Dork, Marry, Kill But for Mascots


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To: Our Beautiful Listeners: Be ours and feel the heat as Lexi & Ben play eff, marry, kill with a random list of popular sport, food, and corporate mascots. We also talk about Paw Patrol. It gets weird. Love: Dork Matters.

Further Dorkscussion:

  • Chester the Cheetah
  • Spot
  • Fido Dido
  • Tony the Tiger
  • Snap, Crackle, Pop
  • Gritty
  • Harvey
  • Michelin Man
  • Mickey Mouse
  • Jolly Green Giant
  • Mister Clean
  • Pillsbury Doughboy
  • Rich Uncle Pennybags
  • Koolaid Man
  • Cornelius Rooster
  • Pringles Man
  • Quickie
  • Captain Morgan
  • M&Ms
  • Colonel Sanders
  • Geico Gecko

Bonus Content:

  • Eff, Marry, Kill
  • Mac Tonight
  • A Goofy Movie is Black
  • Hawkins Cheezies

SOCIALS:

Here's where you can find us!

  • Lexi' Hunt's website and twitter and instagram
  • Ben Rankel's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade Arts
  • Jess Schmidt's website, twitter and instagram
  • Dork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagram and reddit
  • This podcast is created on the traditional territories of the Blackfoot Nations, which includes the Siksika, the Piikani, and the Kainai. We also acknowledge the Stoney Nakota Nation, Tsuut'ina, and Metis Nation Region 3.

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Dork MattersBy Ben Rankel, Lexi Hunt

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