Dorks at Disadvantage

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A horrifying tale for spooky season! Nix and Valtos rendezvous in the town of Bjorendat a shabby little tavern called The Tattered Turtle. There, they meet up with a mysterious merchant named Gamron Yurthand. He states that he has a delivery for Elmar and Freyla Voerhooven. However, he is scared to make the trip himself because of recent rumors surrounding their Farm. Elmar and Freyla have not been seen in days and townsfolk report strange noises and eerie glows coming from the Farm.

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Ethelda is tired from travelling alone in the blistering sun and seeks shelter in the city of Vernalbloom. She stumbles into The Frothing Bull Inn and is treated like royalty by the bartender/Grand Marshall Melbin Frothwater. However, after accepting an offer for free room and board for the night at the resort of Knapp's Pointe, she finds that she is not free to leave...

"I've told you for the last time now, Madam. Unhand my pudding!"

~Valtos Firesong

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The Falcon tells the group that a mysterious client has requested the key to the waterworks. Initially suspecting this was some lowlife wanting ransom, Falcon did not give it much mind. However, his sources now tell him it may be one of the town's richest benefactors, Gerwin Reuter. This has left him uneasy as it is now clear that coin is not the motive. Worried for the integrity of the water supply he drinks from, the crime boss returns the stolen goods to the party and sends them on a quest to retrieve the key.

"This is real nice! My Quinceanmitzfah is coming up!"

~ Young Girl

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Hew and Tall Robert dock the Tragedy in the port town of Jute's Landing for provisions where they find a street performance taking place. A small boy of about 10 or 11 begins pickpocketing the townsfolk and make off with the party's gold. Hew tries to give chase but the boy disappears. After concluding the necessary business of obtaining new boots for Jarl, the group must make their way down to the sewers in the hopes of retrieving the stolen loot.

"Would you like to sniff the mineral with me?"

~Merrick Stonehammer

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The Conclusion of the Descent Into Mirefen Campaign! Milroy wakes from his near-death experience and wonders whether his interaction with Targun was all a dream. Upon the group's arrival back at Shigguk village, Oltex is taken into custody and delivered to the high chancellor of Karah am Saar to answer for her crimes. Sha Kalthes spots the second sigil on Milroy's chest and thinks Milroy is posing as the subject of a centuries old prophecy: the one marked by two gods shall stand against Cyugatha. After Milroy explains his "dream" of meeting with Targun on the celestial plane, Sha Kalthes suggests seeking the other two members of the Jade Three. Scylla-Mae promises to help Milroy see his quest through to the end. Sha Kalthes orders the sober-by-force Brand to accompany them in their travels.

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The Party push further into the ruins. After a few narrow misses involving captive Scourges and a number of Toadfolk villagers, they find the altar of Besharas and the Bloodstone. However, they are met by Nelgux who introduces the group to one of his giant aberrations. The heroes able to dispatch the Giant Toad Beast and bring Nelgux low, but not before one final surprise from Nelgux leaves Milroy mortally wounded...

"You have nothing left to lose and that makes you more dangerous than man or god."

~Targun

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Scylla-Mae asks Milroy about the sigil on his chest and finds out the fate of his Granddaughter, Joanna. While Sha Kalthes keeps Oltex busy with diplomatic negotiations, Scylla-Mae, Milroy, and a very hung over Brand make their way to the ruins. After dispatching of 2 Toadfolk hunters, they head inside and begin the search for the Bloodstone.

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After an altercation with one of Nelgux's creations, Scylla-Mae and Milroy arrive in Mirefen. Sha Kalthes tries to negotiate with Oltex, priestess of the Drhnu, for the Bloodstone but the effort is futile. After being shown their quarters by Nelgux, rage begins to overtake Milroy. What history do these two have? Once alone, Sha Kalthes states that the Drhnu must be stopped at all costs and the Bloodstone retrieved. Scylla says she will do all she can to assist. Milroy Agrees provided that Nelgux's fate is left in his hands...

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Jennifer and Austin begin a new adventure...with new characters!!! This is the first episode of the campaign Descent Into Mirefen by Managerie Press. Devout Merfolk Scylla-Mae Mossrock arrives in Karah am-Saar on the way to visit her Cousin (named Fiancée) and her Fiancée (Named Cousin) when she overhears a loud drunk talking about a a caravan heading to Mirefen. She inquires further and, along with a Tortle named Milroy Horatio Favreaux, finds herself employed as an escort. It seems their employer (and perhaps Milroy) may be after something other than a friendly visit...

"Water rusts your blade and it'll rust your insides. There's only two things I drink and that's ale and more ale. "

~Brand Krandell

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Jennifer and Austin open a dialogue around our DnD experiences thus far. We cover our worst DnD/TTRPG session, how we get inspiration for our characters, and other topics. Join us and let us know your thoughts!