I'm calling it. I'm done. This year is over.

Really phoned this one in... I might call this our "summer series" lol. Keen for some more guests hosts soon!

Making news... miners get fucked, anti-vaxxers get tested, Westfields misquote Sir David Attenborough, the best meat pie is awarded, omicron spreads, Matt Doran apologises to Adele, and the Moonman wants Triple M to pay him $1 million. 

Making news... A journalist hasn't listened to the new Adele album, Kevin Spacey has to pay $42 million dollars to Netflix, the Barmy Army roast Tim Pain, the Moonman quits breakfast radio gig, Jacqui Lambie calls the PM a lier and it won't coast you $150 to holiday in Queensland.

And we are back! Making news... The Simpsons is going to end, Chrissie Swan looks great after giving up the piss in lockdown, Dan Andrews responds to vile death threats, Erin Molan wears a G-string and someone stubs the Harry Potter reunion.

Making news... Students dress up as terrorists for muck up day, Ed Sheeran's baby tests positive for COVID, a cinematographer gets shot, Josh Cavallo becomes the first openly gay professional Australian's men's football player, Hannah Gadsby fans hit back at Dave Chappelle and the Royal staff put together a plan for when the Queen dies.

Making news... Freedom day in New South Wales, China are cutting us off, mother gives birth to big baby, Prime Minister Scott Morrison can't go to Hawaii, young vegan forced to eat meat at a sleep over and Sir Donald Bradman comes up one short again.

Making news... NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian resigns and a young straight white male takes over. 

Making news... UK add fluoride to their drinking water, Chris Pratt is the new voice of Mario, R Kelly is guilty and a model shaves her head.