Double Dick Dude: The man with two penises!

This is someone I've said many times I want to have sex with the most in life. He has two of my favorite things: DICKS! Has he ever DP'd? Does he pee out of both? How big are they? Are they identical? Does he masturbate with both hands? Which one cums? If he jerks off one, does the other one get hard? Only asking the hard-hitting questions, folks! A nearly two hour episode with my future ex-husband.