Tune in this week as we blah, blah, blah...you know what? This episode really sucks. The Double Shift Podcast ought to be laid to rest. Yeah. In a coffin!

We only come out at night for this episode about our favorite blood suckers. We see what it's like when Van Helsing is more fit for the old folks home, rather than hunting vampires. We get bored of our day jobs, so we join the circus, which is also boring, so we hunt vampires. We move to the suburbs, as vampires, and eat people who are jogging at midnight for some reason.

And of course...we eat Oreos and play a game with vampire in the title, but with no vampires in the game. Stay tuned to the end, because it seems as if one of our hosts turns into a vampire themselves!!! Talk about blah, blah, blah!