We watched "Down with Love," and we're warning you now--You can NEVER get back your first time, so savor the experience and meet us back here so we can talk parodies of the 60s, Sarah Paulson's star-making performance, and how getting coffees as an intern really put us in the headspace of the times

*Strap in or you'll get whiplash from the twist that M. Night Shyamalan wishes he wrote (unconfirmed)