NBA trade news for our quick sports hit (3:32). Lotto numbers in preparation for our big win (8:09). A quick story about Bitcoin (10:18). Inauguration over unders (12:59). People love lists (16:51). Kelly joins us, but from an unusual place (34:10). A word from today's sponsor (40:19). Bruce Willis is a Karen (42:04)? It's the little things (46:50).

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