Dangit, there’s so much nuance in the day to day existence that it’s hard to tell what’s really a win, and what’s a loss. The truth is, life is fuckin’ weird and confusing— is that why our little minds require the simplicity of a clear, decisive win? I mean sure your boss promoted you, but was it really worth all you had to do? Does your boss even like you? If you’re a winner, stand up and quit your job before the end of this episode. 

This week, the Daddios are joined by special guest Mr. Fingers, who also brought along his own guest: Nick Schleicher. Both of em are fuckin’ losers. I mean, yeah, Mr. Fingers won the Pinewood Derby several times, but it’s only because his dad helped him cheat. Collin came in dead last, but at least his dad was honest. In this twisted world, honest fathers finish dad last.    We didn’t have enough mics for everyone, but hey, ya win some ya lose some. This episode comes a day early so we don’t want any complaints. Go to hell, ya bronze medal babies.   Anyway, did Conor really lose to Mayweather? I mean he gained so much money and notoriety. Did Stone Cold really lose at Wrestlemania 13 when he passed out in the sharpshooter with blood all over his face? Is 2 Chainz right? If you woke up this morning did you really win?    It doesn’t matter, because everything is always sometimes.    Thanks for listening, we love ya.   Sometimes.