It’s down there, it always is. Even when you’re gone, your basement is there, underground, housing critters, waitin’ for ya. How many things have happened in your basement that you don’t even know about? How many ghosts do you think wander through there every night? 

 

And what’s the deal with the history of white people? They went around calling everyone “savages” while they did their barbaric bullshit, as if they were the undisputed protagonists the whole time. If aliens are watching, they gotta know that the pale humans are the evil ones. Is that why ghosts are pale?

 

Anyway, how’s it gonna be, when you don’t know us? How’s it gonna be after the apocalypse when there’s no electricity, and the 90’s are just a distant memory that only lives in our collective memory. How could we ever explain the emotion of The Cranberries (RIP), or the Thornberries? We’ll be semi nude, desperate cannibals sitting around a fire, roasting a human when someone asks “You guys remember Ren & Stimpy?” Also, wouldn’t it be cool to have a jacket made from human faces?  

 

From the Stone Age, to colonialism, to the disco era, to 90’s Nicktoons and 9/11, humans have done some wacky shit! We cover it all in this nonsense episode from… you guessed it, the basement. 

 

(Special thanks to our pal Robin for the concept of this episode)