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On this episode of Daddio Patio, the Daddios are joined by Nick Schleicher to discuss the snacks that make us happy. Nothing like eating a little junk food to give you that moment of pleasure you need in this world of carnage and tragedy. Food just tastes amazing, especially when it’s horrible for your health. There’s just nothing like sinking your fangs into the caramel of yet another Samoa Girl Scout cookie only to realize you’ve consumed 300 grams of trans fat, your family’s gone and gravity’s yanking at your fat sunken-eyed carcass harder than ever.

Trash food is the American Dream! The red stripes on the Star Spangled Banner are made from high fructose corn syrup. Speakin’ of stripes and temporary pleasure, remember fruit stripe gum? The tattoos on the wrapper were almost as temporary as the flavor. The zebra was trying to teach us that happiness is always fleeting.

Sugars, salts and florescent colors? Gimme! We’re omnivores of the 21st century. Grind up a chicken soul, and put it on the dollar menu for me. Better yet, paint it orange and put it on the QT rollers so I can enjoy my impulse decision at the gas station. There are just so many flavors out there, so go on, have it your way, I’m lovin’ it!

God rest Wally Amos' living ghost, it’s the snack food episode! Enjoy!