Welcome once again dear listener to this, our latest journey into the unknown with the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.

Formed from the daily episodes of the most exciting, outrageous broadcasting since Saturday Kitchen this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageous tall-tale telling.

Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, part-time Amazon warehouse worker, Porridge has seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like a package delivered by Yodel, and left somewhere within a 300 meter radius of your house..

Following their recent adventures onboard a stolen alien warship, involving accidental genocide, the inadvertant summoning of an Elder God, and the corruption of an entire planet that - prior to their visit - had never heard of alcohol, Porridge and his cybernetic badger accomplice Colon have now found themselves on a pirate planet in search of some macguffin or other. Hopefully Porridge himself will be able to make some sense of all this, but I wouldn't count on it.

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