This is an ASMR episode. It might relax you. And it might make you have to pee. It will undoubtedly make you laugh. It's a jibber-jabber in the old school DP style. It's got regular ASMR. It's got drag queen shoes ASMR. It's got dog-hocking-up-a-loogie ASMR. And it's meta. And it's got tips for saving money. Why wouldn't you listen?