Welcome to the Ru year, bitches! We’re back on our bullshit and casual cyberbullying with Portia and Syzygy running down the first two episodes of season 13 of the main series of RuPaul’s Drag Race. And this season kicks off with an epic lipsync twist that puts all the girls through their paces early on. After reviewing episode 1, we focus on the winning queens featured in episode 2 with their “fashion” runways, performance challenge, and mainstage runway. Which of our new contesants made us say “shante” and which made us want to send them past the Porkchop Loading Dock and all the way back to LAX? You’ll have to listen to find out!

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