Byrd, Matt and Tom take a look at the completely baffling experience of the independent film Dragon Lizard Lord Super Monsters and the animated sequel, Hammer of Draco.  In 2022, director Omar Sayyah cobbled together a series of Godzilla fan films he made in the late 90s, removed references to Toho's monsters, and dubbed them over to make the bonkers Dragon Lizard Lord, a film that defies description, despite our best efforts.  Equally baffling is the animated sequel Hammer of Draco (which looks like it was made with Microsoft Paint).  Join us as we discuss the two bewildering films, the passion and sincerity of their enigmatic director, and more!