The long awaited review of Dragon Quest 8 is finally here. The usual banter includes Craig's hatred of Final Fantasy 8's soundtrack (again). The missing of some key story details (the 7 orbs). And our insane rankings that we critique each other for highly. Is this a Top-Tier RPG? Is Jessica better than Tifa? Find out.

Today's quotables include. "i've got a sceptre for her" "i'm going to get killed by a pack of rabid dogs, thus is the Alaskan way"