Hello again, friends! We’ve got a fun show for you this week!

First up, Maggie is going to tell you the sad story of Mary Eleanor Bowes, the Countess of Strathmore who was unlucky in love despite being hell romantic. Bowes and her first husband didn’t get along and after he died, she was tricked into marrying a cartoon villain by the name of Andrew Robinson Stoney. Stoney chose to spend the eight years that he was married to Bowes by abusing her like crazy. Luckily, Bowes was able to escape and spend the rest of her life with her BFF Mary Morgan and her thousands of dogs – which is Maggie’s ideal retirement, in case you were wondering.

Dreia’s story is more fun and is about a pirate! Henry Every was born into a well-to-do family in England, but as a way of rebelling, he decided to become a pirate. He was great at it and even started a really cool rock band called Henry and the BOOkies. But, he did eventually disappear without a trace and it is unclear what actually happened to him.

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