Those who know comic book movies burn at the watch of Man-Thing. The Commonwealth Crew is back after far too long for another installment of Dread Reel-ief, and they're not happy about it. Because the film's a piece of shit. But it's a hilarious romp of cross-oceanic cinematic autopsy, and both medical examiners are smoking. Send feedback to: [email protected], or 206.203.1213. Follow @dreadmedia and @MuseumWalkerIan on Twitter.