Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group now apparently has a  giant laser gun. However, it seems like it takes quite a lot out of  them. Now that they’ve exhausted themselves, it’s time for a rest at the  church. Everything is not how it seems. Someone is a traitor...and  seems to be trying to convert others to their cause. They only have one  more quest to do for Nadir, so the logical thing to do would be go off  on a completely different tangent. It seems Skin Chicken is in trouble  and has requested aid in The Dreamlands. The group must head back to the  farm and seek the brothers who are masters of dreams in order to  accomplish their goal. What does Skin Chicken need help with? What state  are The Dreamlands in? Are the brothers actual brothers or through  marriage? How much cum does it take to seal someone’s eyes shut? Tune in  and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose  understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses  are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social  intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish  reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of  the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil  worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD  Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if  you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us  will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions  of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game  with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book  or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and  drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely  different experience!