We are back and better than ever! Well...we're definitely back; 'better' is entirely a matter of opinion. I mean, when Dru is actively defending a non-conspiracy, there has to be something out of place. Amiright? Join us as we go right to the core of our nation's biggest issues: our tactful way of dealing with minority groups throughout history, where Andrew Jackson was actually born, the existence of that mythical creature: a politician who is actually a human being, and the most adult way to do Halloween: with discount candy on November 1st. We discover the origins of UNC, how Harry Houdini really died, and what may be the world's longest epitaph. Add a dash of conspiracy, tragedy, and the supernatural to wrap up this not-all-that-spooky episode!