The Useless Majors

Dreams of Alpha Bat-coholism


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Let's go back to that Tuesday, yet again, and with a vengeance.

Thomas Duke, AKA the Villainous Alpha Bat, is drunk. Following his experiment with being a 'average working Joe', Mr. Duke, err, Joe, has gone a bit off the rails.

After Alfredo eventually calms the drunk super-villain mogul with the radio, and the soothing sounds of 'This American Strife with Ira Gl***', Thomas Duke dreams of a simpler time; his 16th birthday.

Here he remembers secrets long since locked away in the back of his mind. Things like Kevin, the origin of his hatred for Spaghetti the Clown, and crazy third thing! 

Probably.

And there's entertainment galore while we follow Thomas Duke into his dark and silly past!

Have a listen, yo!

 

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The Useless MajorsBy Jordan Starcrash, Miles Jenks