Drew And Mike – July 11, 2021

* We're "not that cute", Richard Branson: Astronaut, the untouchable South Dakota AG, Rob Schneider wants to shoot the vaccine, Georgia golf murder mystery, fun with Ring, and too many goofballs on the Pad Squad.* A Drew Crime weekend. Somebody murdered Jennifer Kesse and is walking around right now like nothing happened.* An undisclosed person we know J/O'd at work.* Kamala Harris feels terrible for those country bumpkins without no a Kinko's.* A suspect has been arrested in the Golf Murder Mystery, but it's just made more questions. His rap career is about to explode in spite of having a terrible rap name.* Secretary of State appointments are in such high demand that they're being sold on the black market. Drew wants to impeach Jocelyn Benson.* The Attorney General of South Dakota killed a guy while distracted driving. First he thought he hit a deer, but now he knows the guy intentionally threw himself in front of his car.* Italy won some boring soccer the Euro 2020 tournament in PKs.* Anyone can be astronaut now! Richard Branson beats Jeff Bezos to "space".* Bill and Melinda Gates are freaking out their charity employees with their bitter divorce. If they can't make it 2 more years together on the board then Melinda gets her own charity.* The VP of Ava Lane Boutique in Auburn Hills needs to pay attention to where he sends his emails. Gracie needs to stop feeling sorry for herself.* Valerie Bertinelli needs to stop reading comments.