Drew And Mike – September 30, 2019

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!We're back after a long weekend, the Lions won while losing, Siegfried & Roy make a great team, Red Roof Inn: where escapees stay, impeachment exhaustion, Mitch Albom v. T-shirts and we go looking for Ted Williams.We are still falling for the victory in defeat thing with the Detroit Lions.Tom Brady's popularity is tied to white supremacy and white rage, not his hot physique, smooth sexy chest and winning.Drew is concerned about the educational prowess at CMU after Antonio Brown put out a barely legible tweet asking for someone to 'prof read' his latest English paper.The coverage of the impeachment inquiry has Drew wondering why anybody wants to fight all the time.According to a new book, President Obama was getting sick of Joe Biden towards the end of their 8-years together.20/20's special on Siegfried & Roy showed that the magicians were dorks & their tigers were products of incest. Four prisoners escaped from a county jail in Ohio by overpowering the female guards. Three of them were caught in a Red Roof Inn with some very descriptive 1-star reviews. We call the Red Roof Inn to get the story & Drew gets some practice in confronting people.James Hetfield from Metallica is back in rehab.It could have been Trudi, but it's Wendy Williams that's fighting with Christie Brinkley.Phil Collins took a fall on stage at a gig in North Carolina during his Still Not Dead Yet tour & his drummer used it as an opportunity to bust out a lengthy drum solo.The best part of the Abbey Road remaster were all the added outtakes.Ted Williams was called to comment on the story of a homeless woman with a golden voice.Stacey Dash from Clueless & now Celebrity Circus has been arrested on charges of domestic violence.Where's Rachel Hunter?Adam Levine is guilty of cultural appropriation for turning his mohawk into cornrows.Chelsea Clinton weaseled her way into an interview with her mom on the Old Man Show this weekend to promote their new book Gutsy Women, & the upcoming book tour with Billie Jean King.Rashida Tlaib upset Mitch Albom by putting out 'Impeach the MF'.Robert DeNiro decided to go on CNN to test their profanity delay. Spoiler Alert: they failed.Greta Thunberg has been accused of plagiarizing 12-year-old Severn Cullis-Suzuki who delivered a similar tongue lashing to the UN back in 1992.Millennials are so busy having experiences that they only have 7-hours a week to relax. Closing arguments are done & the jury is deliberating in the case of Amber Guyger. SIST: she's an ugly crier.A police officer in Muskegon who resigned after being found to have a framed KKK application hanging in his 'archive room', has been cleared of racism after his Dukes of Hazard memorabilia collection was confirmed.Drew is now facing a $400 fine for failing to show in court after Maggs & Layla got him busted for being unlicensed. City Commissioner Mike Gelin took an opportunity during an award ceremony for the Broward County Sheriff to air his personal grievances with Officer of the month Joshua Gallardo.