We know what you're thinking. This is an episode where Bev and Sam get drunk and giggle about animal private parts. WRONG. We have a very dignified discussion about male pigs, and some unfortunate side effects that occur when they are sexually maturing.....while living in your house. They also discuss planting blueberry bushes, their favorite college football teams, how chickens and ducks procreate, giving goats their CD&T shots and trimming hooves, poultry lice, and Sam makes a lot of goat noises. They feel like it goes without saying you probably shouldn't listen to this episode with tiny humans, but hey, we aren't going to tell you how to raise your kids because there's definitely more than one right way to do it.