Phil & Bob wonder why college sports suck in New York City.

The Treehouse team also examines:

• Saint John's University (located in the non-ethnic part of Queens)

• Peter Parker's boyhood home

• the Notre Dame marching band

• 5 happy places in New York City

• drinking/whoring at Gotham Bar & Grill

• rewatching The Sopranos

• the shocking inefficiency (and infidelity) of mobsters

• Midwestern restaurants doing too much

• the dietary habits of January 6th insurrectionists