Buckle up, folks—this episode has more turbulence than a Washington helicopter! We’re covering all the chaos, from drones over New York to the troops piling up at the southern border just in time for mass deportations. Meanwhile, Canada’s having its own identity crisis: Trudeau "resigned" (but not really), the Liberal leadership race is happening (but not for Chandra Arya), and Mark Carney might just become Canada’s first unelected PM—because democracy is so last season.

Oh, and let’s not forget the 25% tariffs coming soon, the latest bird flu scare, and whether or not Canada is about to become the 51st state (whether they like it or not). Grab your tinfoil hats and a maple syrup-scented stress ball—this one’s gonna be a ride!