Oui'd. Satan's Cilantro. Lucifer's Lettuce. The Devil's Delight. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect DOINKS. But Professor Utonium accidentally Added an extra ingredient to the concoction-- Chemical X. Thus, The Zoinks were born Using their ultra-super powers

LSD, Acid, Shrooms, Peyote! 

Have dedicated their lives to fighting crime

And the forces of evil!