The "men" decide to go house hunting, we get a lesson on how NOT to do real estate staging, and did we not learn anything from Lucy about why you don't leave anyone alone?



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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."



This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...



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Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 19

Gods behaving badly.
Mortals behaving badly.
Everyone behaving badly.

Join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea from Olympus to Valhalla.

Arts

Literature

Performing Arts

Design

Food

Fashion & Beauty

Visual Arts

Comedy

History

Society & Culture

Bottoms up! It’s a party, ancient-Ibiza style! Thanks to Dracula’s Guest, the Gals swing on over to the Balearic Islands to find more than they ever wanted about the ancient world’s most feared sharp shooters.



Sources for today's episode:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sling_(weapon)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balearic_Islands

https://short-history.com/balearic-slingers-993b52917f44

https://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Roman/Texts/Diodorus_Siculus/5A*.html#16

https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/how-far-can-a-bullet-fired-from-a-handgun-travel

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/fastest-baseball-pitch-(male)/



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Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 

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99: Episode 99 - Swinging Slingers

Happy Halloween! Yabblins, the Drunk Dracula Gals are back with a very special presentation of “Dracula’s Guest” by Bram Stoker. It’s Jonathan Harker at his best (which is pretty bad), a carriage driver who did not sign up for this sh*t, and a wolf that just wants to snuggle. SPECIAL GUEST STAR BANDIT! (My dog has existential despair, and we used his crying as some of the sound effects!)



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Wanna hear our episode about Walpurgis Night? Look up episode 66 The Spooky Saint or listen here: https://audioboom.com/posts/8072468-episode-66-the-spooky-saint



References for this episode:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracula%27s_Guest

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/10150/10150-h/10150-h.htm



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98: Drunk Dracula Gals - SPECIAL!

Stupid Stonehenge updates, sacred circles without aliens, and I really have questions about the Kansas City Star. It's just another episode of Hot Drunk News!



Also, it's official, Ancient D*ck Pics is my second favorite segment of Hot Drunk News. Obviously, "Would You Eat It?" is my fist. 



Sources for today:



https://www.popsci.com/science/stonehenge-of-the-netherlands-discovery/

https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/world/article276615686.html

https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/world/article276610111.html

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/pendant-mongolia-earliest-phallic-art-2324393

https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/nation-world/world/article276576981.html

https://www.11alive.com/article/news/state/georgia-guidestones-one-year-later/

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/dutch-stonehenge-solar-calendar-burial-ground-180982430

https://arkeonews.net/a-small-sandstone-carved-with-a-viking-ship-may-be-oldest-picture-ever-found-in-iceland/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Hohle_Fels



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97: Episode 97 - Hot Drunk News

I really tried with this episode, but there's not a whole lot that's uplifting in mythology for LGBTQI...and what I thought was going to be just a regular ragey episode turned into...well...you know it's bad when Other Jenn starts dropping F-bombs that aren't in the script.



As I mention at the end, here are resources that I found for LGBTQI and specifically intersex support:



https://interactadvocates.org/resources/intersex-organizations/ 

https://www.thetrevorproject.org/resources/article/resources-for-international-lgbtq-youth/ 

https://befrienders.org/ 



Here is the link for the art project Jenn was talking about. Sorry that you won't be able to unsee it afterwards!



https://smarthistory.org/jane-alexander-butcher-boys/



And, as always, the sources for our episode:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrygia

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Map-of-western-Anatolia-showing-the-kingdom-of-Phrygia-with-its-capital-at-Gordion-C_fig1_324510431

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex

https://www.theoi.com/Phrygios/Kybele.html

https://www.theoi.com/Phrygios/Agdistis.html

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/androgynous

https://mythopedia.com/topics/cronus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emasculation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castration

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agdistis

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attis

https://clas4032.wordpress.com/units/non-binary/agdistis/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_hermaphroditism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnobius

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgyny

https://www.splcenter.org/seeking-justice/case-docket/mc-v-aaronson



#Pride #LGBTQ #Mythology



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96: Episode 96 - The Pudding Cup of Justice

There are tangents, there are rants, there are totally unexpected twists—and that's just the fairytale. 



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