-Buttigieg plus the old CIA move of declaring himself “victorious” in Iowa before any vote tallies are released

-Process in total disarray, though it seems almost certain that Bernie won and Biden was waxed

-With either incompetence or malice, the party denied Sanders his victory lap and gave Biden cover for crashing

-Judgment Day looms for Biden in South Carolina, where Bernie is closing the gap

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