-Stock markets around the world routed, NYSE 7-percent loss “circuit breakers” suspend trading minutes after opening bell

-Biggest one-day oil price drop since the First Gulf War amid Saudi-Russia price war

-The real horseshoe theory: Crystal people and prepper types involved in coronavirus scams, FTC warns

-Biden names possible cabinet full of Wall Street people and Elizabeth Warren; still no Sanders endorsement because having principles is actually bad, apparently

-We’re ready to hear both sides of the coronavirus debate, as Ted Cruz self-quarantines

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