Now, for the 3 of us in the bunker, and the millions of you listening around the world, Ladies and Gentlemen, LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMMMMBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEE! It's time for the second half of our wrestling debate, and this time the main event isn't a Battle Royale, it's a Royal Rumble! Listen in as Chris makes us all even more terrified of Asuka, Xhafer forces Chris's least favorite bit to come back, and Ben makes a plea to save kayfabe, then kills kayfabe.