Hello Internet, it's episode one of our Star Wars Draft! Or is it episode four of our Star Wars Draft? As long as it's not the Christmas Special episode I think we're okay.

In this episode Chris tries desperately to fit the Cantina band into his Dune references, Xhafer drafts a Chosen One, but not that one . . . no the other one, and Benjamin fell down a TV Tropes pit deeper than the Sarlacc.