This is the full unedited audio track for our improvised dub of The Hobbit (the 1977 Rankin/Bass animated film). To enjoy the full experience, you will need your own copy of the film to sync up with this audio track. Make sure you have the film paused at 0:00 and muted, and use the countdown included on this track to press play at the right moment. Enjoy the dub!

CAST:

Jacob as Bilbo Baggins/Uber Eats

Alex as John "Gandalf" Burger King/Smaug/McDonald's Army/Other Monsters/Traumatized Ball

Stan as Percy Thorin Jackson/Gollum's Balls

Noah as Gollum McGollum/Bard/Plot Important NPC/Burger King Army/Popeyes Army/Noah Nelson