Neuroses, getting P-Diddy'd, crooked cops, arrested at Mardi Gras, corporate bar tabs, ducking a DUI, Texas and Illinois, cross eyed birds, sporks, Tekashi 69 or Jussie Smollet, office romance or sex fling, getting pissed on, employment opportunities for midgets, generating war, 6 degrees of vaginal separation, karma, men vs women survey, substitutions for the N word