Is Captain Archer making a log, or just talking to his dog? Is T'Pol a gas giant? Is it harassment when a Suliban kisses you, or is that just a test? Will you double your pleasure with double phasers? Why shouldn't you let the engineer drive? And don't even get us started on Klingon continuity? And I swear I parked the shuttle-pod right over here!

Special Guest - Rocky's little Sister, Patty!

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Episode 55

00:35 Tribble Bikini

01:16 Best Flatulation

01:40 Thanks Section 31!

01:48 No Kids!

02:05 Gorn eat your toes

02:43 Old white guy?

03:30 Photo-bombed by that same guy

04:20 Did you introduce yourself?

04:45 Hat trick

05:00 Correction Bow Potato

05:40 Freaky Deeky

06:00 Special shoutout

06:50 I like Tribbles, Cats, Dogs, and Sword fighting

07:25 What's in the envelope?

08:00 RIP Mira Furlon

08:30 Feel the Bernie - https://www.startrek.com/gallery/meme-me-up-bernie/berniebeams-out-of-a-jeffries-tube-2202/28

09:15 Janeway's autobiography in audiobook form, voiced by Kate Mulgrew!

09:55 RIP Larry King

11:00 Bio Trekkie's good stuff - BioTrekkie Explains! on YouTube - https://youtu.be/9Gb1EJ4xAOY

12:30 Molly on a stick

14:00 Star Trek: Enterprise S1E1 - "Broken Bow Part 2"

14:50 It's like I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka

16:00 Lie Detecting or assault?

17:10 Suliban Perspective on Genetic Engineering

18:44 Taste for green blood

19:11 Riding in Elevators? Need some handrails!

20:50 Stratosphere Stories

23:40 Spies Like Us?

24:10 Bonding on the roof

24:40 Hoping for a blowjob

25:05 We parked where?

25:25 Shuttlepod Comedy

26:00 T'Pol takes over

26:48 Dual Fisting Phasers

27:15 Phaser Shootin' Skills

27:50 Lazer Tag flashbacks = Fuck those kids

29:00 Star Trek Escape Room?

29:50 Trust The Wind...T'Pol?

30:40 A Gas Giant

30:50 Act V: "After Dark"

31:30 Soft Core Decontamination

32:40 They got the dialog in

33:15 Shooting it wasn't that sexy

33:50 Eel'll take care of you

34:30 Casting by Six-Pack

35:00 T'Pol actually listened

35:37 Archer's Log

36:00 Vulcan on your side

36:40 Gas Giant # 7

37:38 Act VI: "Enemy Territory"

38:04 It's like "Run Silent, Run Deep"

38:28 Bastard Balls

38:46 Transporter Hesitations

39:00 Lost Technologies - Seatbelts?

40:17 Never let Trip pilot

42:25 The Space Stacks

42:46 Hmmm. Stun seems to work

43:10 Klaang would not STFU

43:40 Don't sneak up behind a Klingon

44:25 Melty Lizard People

44:45 Can we get any tighter?

45:20 That was an acid trip

45:50 Act VII: "Mission Accomplished"

46:58 Klaang Klaang Klaang went the Trolly

47:20 Strobe lights and Timey Wimely Wibbly Wobbly

48:58 There's a temporal thing going on...But not in his log

50:00 Is it a Vulcan coverup?

51:30 DNA Uses

52:49 They don't have USB sticks, they've got blood

53:20 We're all made of stardust\

54:15 Klingon Continuity

56:00 Once you go green...?

56:26 Beaming Archer

57:06 Inside Out and Exploded!

57:30 Special effects

58:30 Computer screens

1:00:00 Industrial

1:00:49 Who has grappling hooks nowadays?

1:02:45 Trademark that Tribble Bikini

1:03:50 Black Holes and Rims

1:06:05 Insert Shot of Bernie

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