The judge said, “Mrs. Schmitt, we have no numbers on you.” She replied, “That’s because I wasn’t drinking!” He told her she’d need a lawyer for a jury trial. Debbie said, “I don’t have any money!” Prosecutors asked her to step outside, then said, “Plead no contest, $100.” Debbie shrugged, “Whatever. I’m too old to give a shit.”

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