guess what happened to this dumb boy? he graduated dui class after a long 6 months of being tortured and stressed out by it. this means a graduation speech is in order. it also means I have to talk about how texting gives me crippling anxiety and how people that are excited about busy nights in the service industry are out of their goddamn minds. all that and more on this weeks Table For One Dumb Boy!

music in this episode:

Streets Of San Francisco Theme

King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard-vomit coffin

Slayer-Hell Awaits

Simon and Simon theme