We’re back from our break and ready to address the most pressing issue of the week: Prince Louis’s Monkey Music sessions with Kate Middleton. As the Cambridges go ape, the senior royals are going apeshit over the fallout from Prince Andrew’s Newsnight interview on the Jeffrey Epstein scandal. The Queen is backtracking, Prince Philip is raging, Prince Charles is standing firm, and Prince William is eager to take some of the credit, while we also get a curious update on Meghan Markle’s views on the Andrew drama. Plus, Andrew’s finances come under intense scrutiny, as Princess Beatrice prepares for a high-profile engagement party and Fergie plans a holiday.