On the couch: David Gregory and TJ Noonan!

We cover the Dumb Dicks in the News, including a driver who was busted for DUII with a "not drunk, avoiding potholes" bumper sticker, a woman falls for a fake Bruno Mars online and gives him $100K and a Czech woman performs oral on a man to stop a robbery of a Serbian gas station.

Plus, David tells us about a carnie heist he's planned and hasn't yet committed!