On the couch: Rob Churchill, Griffin Thomas and TJ Noonan!

We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:

- Indian comedian Munawar Faruqui is beaten and arrested for making fun of the Hindu religion.

- A man named Thomas Dodd got drunk and legally changed his name to Celine Dion.

- Florida Man David Mann tries to cover up pissing his pants while drinking by spraying himself with a fire extinguisher.