On the couch: Kyle Raymond & TJ Noonan!

We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including:

- 18-year-old Blakelee Sands gets arrested for calling cops after a bar confiscates her fake ID.

- 28-year-old Alissa Neeley gets naked and shuts the power off to an entire casino in Vegas.

- 30-year-old Amelia Resller is a substitute teacher who got fired for masturbating in front of her students.

- People are selling "pussy scented masks." Would you buy one?