We're back, freaks! 

After an unplanned (but very much needed) break, Megan and Lauren are back and arbitrarily calling this Season 5. 

First up, Lauren sheds light on some pretty messed up ways to shed pounds with the worst fad diets in history. Then Megan tells the story of Axton Betz-Hamilton and her family's awful identify theft saga.

Feels good to be back getting freaky every week. If you've got a topic you want us to cover, send it to [email protected].