Okay kids, get your good sandals on.  The Double Wide Castle is taking you to the Big Top tonight for Swamp Circus's production of Dumbo!!

Please stay together and if you happen to see any funny animals with distinguishing features, they are an abomination made by the hands of Lucifer. I would expect that any respecting child of mine would call out such evil, and cast stones at him so that he may be aware he's Satans lapdog.