Joel and Sam preview the 2022 AL Central Division. The Minnesota Twins have made some big moves in the offseason, but the Chicago White Sox should be favored to repeat as division champs. Also: Sam gives his latest hottakes on Ukraine and the Oscars!

The gang is all here! Joel, Sam, Thomas, and Justin (from Bad Guy Radio) are on the podcast, talking about MLB's offseason deals, including Trevor Story to the Red Sox and Carlos Correa to the Twins!

Thomas, Sam, and Joel are back to talk about the latest updates in Major League Baseball's labor lockout - oh wait, no we're a week late. Check out Thomas' updates on Spring, and Joel's updates on Spring Training.

So we recorded this podcast before MLB ended the lockout, ok? Rob Manfred knew he had screwed up when even Mike Trout starts posting about him on IG; Russell Westbrick has the thin skin of someone who has never been bullied before; and why did nobody notice that Britney Griner has been missing?

This ain't a feel good episode.

The boys of Dump On The Ump forego the State of the Union to give you the latest on the state of baseball! Rob Manfred, that piece of shit, has officially canceled the first week of baseball. Also: Derek Jeter quits as CEO of the Miami Marlins; social media is killing us all; and shoutout to the IUPUI Jaguars!

It's the middle of February. There's a war going on. Climate change is coming for us all. There is no baseball. Listen to our sad seasonal depression episode.

We're hopeful that the MLB CBA negotiations will make some progress now that they're taking place in Jupiter, Florida, and Lucifer can take over. Sam has a working theory that Juwan Howard has PTSD about time-outs. Thomas is trying to stay positive, and Joel is pushing their steampunk college football novel!

Joel, Sam, and Thomas are back to talk about the terribly depressing world of sports! MLB continues to drag its feet regarding the CBA negotiations; Matt Harvey testifies in the death of Tyler Skaggs; and the IOC continues to do absolutely nothing about Russian doping! Many jokes will be told about all these hilarious topics.

Joel and Sam are back, and are talking about the best foods to have with your Super Bowl! From seven-layer dip and chips and guac to chicken wings and all sorts of seafood, we cover it all. Also: We also talk a little football.