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[An upbeat, intense action tune plays in the background while everyone talks]

Red: Probably should be my turn? But… I… don’t, remember what- [breaks into laughter]

Everyone: [laughs]

Red: [laughing] Sorry!

[Sci-fi blaster noise]

Brennan (breh-nehn): Oh yes I think you had blasted enough of the buildings that there was a runway and you could do a takeoff? I think that actually did happen.

Red: Yeah.

Alex (al-ecks): I believe it did too.

Red: That was-

Brennan: So-

Red: -the end of the last session.

Brennan: -the pirates are now in hot pursuit.

Red: Okay. Yeah.

Alex: And if it didn’t happen that way… this is an alternate universe and this is what’s happening.

Brennan: [chuckles]

Frank (frenk): [chuckles]

Red: Yeah it’s the Mandela (man-deh-luh) Effect. [snorts]

Alex: Yeah. [chuckles]

Brennan: [chuckles]

Red: Cause, y’know, that’s a good um…

Frank: Oh is it too late to name our ship!

Everyone: [laughs]

Red: We’re not just wrong it was an alternate universe that we remember and you don’t. [chuckles]

Brennan: [chuckles]

Alex: Oh yeah. Yeah.

[Sci-fi blaster noise]

Alex: [As Growlcolm (growl-come), with a slight Australian accent] Uh, Captain! If you don’t, uh, have any objection I’m going to go see if there’s anything I can do about these shields.

Frank: [As Sticky, slightly higher pitched with a rough quality] Yes! Of course! We need those!

Brennan: [laughs]

Alex: [As Growlcolm] All right.

Red: [As San (sahn)] I’m a little busy.

Alex: Yeah. All right, so, uh-

Brennan: Flying the ship, yes.

[Sci-fi blaster noise]

Red: All right, sorry.

Brennan: [cross-talk] And I do think Sticky is the absolute best at sneaking.

Red: Oh for sure.

[Sci-fi blaster noise]

Brennan: The- yo- [breaks into chuckle] There was a running gun-fight, uh with Sticky stuck halfway out of the uh… landing gear of the, uh White Elephant.

Alex: Strawberry Coke. It’s like Dimetapp but worse

Red: Y’know, as much as I love Strawberry Coke, I really love Blueberry [chuckling] Coke.

Alex: Oh, I’m gettin’ there don’t worry. That’s the next one I’ve got open.

Red: Oh, great.

Frank: [cross-talk] You’re gonna love Mixed Berry Coke.

Red: [laughs]

Alex: Oh.

Frank: Now available in warm!

Brennan: [laughs]

Alex: [laughs]

Red: I think you mean hot! [chuckles]

Alex: Yes. Oh…

[Sci-fi blaster noise]

Red: Yeah, systems. I’m lookin’ it up o