Here it is folks! The inaugural episode of the D.U.S.E. network's hit new show: The DUSE After Dark! Hosted by the lovely Mel November and that guy she keeps hidden in her closet. This episode has everything you want: Eli ignoring what Mel says, Eli mansplaining why everyone in the world is wrong, and Eli hijacking the show to rant about the little hat people. If you listen closely, you'll find some chatter about a cop who was "allegedly" stabbed twenty-two times, a brief mention of gerrymandering in New York, and a story about how people can't afford nothing while sitting on public transit. So are you ready to find out why....Everything Is Made of Spiders?