Dysfunctional with No Filter Paul and Denise

Dysfunctional with No Filter Paul and Denise - Episode 52 - Sean Morton


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denise opens up the show and biga asks denise how is she feeling and
she is feeling better and cant sleep . and biga asks paul if he heard
hillary speech and he said he did not watch and a most of the
results is pre determined and might not be up to us and paul thinks
trump will win for sure . pauls ex coworker Luis called in and is a
big bernie supporter and hates hillary too. and he speaks of his
thoughts and is not making much sense and feels confident of his
thoughts . and is not voting for hillary . and thinks trump is worse
then hillary .
sean morton a comic calls in and Luis is still on the line. and sean
is not sure who he is voting for yet and could vote for anyone .
and we push luis off the phone and Sean is having time to shine now
. sean has a podcast with his wife giovanna Wedlocked(
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM76ObQokiEYwkI9SsIytUQ/ ) and
giovanna had breast cancer and is doing much better and will remove
both breasts and have it reconstruction and the chances of cancer
coming back is very small .
sean is giving paul marriage advice and denise knew she was going to be
married to a asshole and denise and paul will be married 19 years on
this coming tuesday and sean and giovanna has been married 11 years .
and paul and denise talk about how they met on the BBS and how they
sent pics of each other . denise wants to talk to giovanna on the
phone and wants to hear from her too .
paul mentions to sean that he wants to try comedy and jim norton told
him he should try it and dont do it in front of your friends because
they know you and will left at you no matter what . and sean said he
woud help paul and go to a open mic with him .
we talked about mike ward being sued for a total of $42,000 for
making a joke about a handicapped kid
(http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jul/22/mike-ward-comedian-slapped-with-35k-fine-by-quebec/
)
michael Lee called up and asked if paul watch the hillary speech and
paul told him no body really cares about hillary or the speech. and
michael does not know who sean morton is and paul gives him 30 secs
to say whatever he has to say and told him to call back at 12
midnight
denise is not saying paul has a small penis and wants a refund and
paul and denise argue as always . paul talks about the first day in
the USA and he introduction to white castle burgers. paul asked sean
if he will ever consider the same weight losss surgery as paul had
and sean said he will never had this surgery .
paul and denise discuss how paul is not getting sex as discussed last
week and there telling sean about it and ask sean opinion . this
turns in to concert talk and Sean talks about GNR concert he went to
3 times the past week . paul asks the same question to sean is
eating your own semen off your wifes ass is it gay or ok and sean
would not do that and denise thought it is really disgusting .
pauls tells the story of a lady with 2 cheeseburgers takes a dump on the
bench infront of pauls job and wipes her butt and puts it back in
the bag and leaves the bag and chris who sometimes calls in to this
program and he picked up the bag and had no idea what happened and
chris works in newark and and asked for sex and she admitted she
had aids
bobo got jerked off by east side dave for $20.00 and paul plays video
of it . and how horrific it was and biga was at the show . and bobo
mom cried because bobo does not have many friends and bobos mom
thanked us and matt iseman from american ninja warrior . and is bobo
retarded or what is wrong with bobo ?
biga tells paul that his name was not mentioned or talked about for
over a hour and now he is asking questions for him . we discuss if
bobo and biga is taken advantage of by everyone and biga says he
knows what he was getting into and biga has met people and done
things he would never ever done with out this fame . and paul showed
pics of biga being jerked by a porn star and biga was very proud of
his time with flower tucci and being squirted on and had a target
on his face
paul tells sean that Biga was married to a trinidad women to help her
get a green card and he was only allowed to give her anal so she
would not get pregnant and biga says paul is bringing up all the
things about biga history .
paul and denise brings up about there sex life again and paul
wanted to buy sexy lingerie and denise does not wear it and she is
not a whore and sean does not believe in sexy lingerie and thinks it
is a waste of money . and now paul is playing clips of Sean and
Giovanna podcast wedlocked.
paul is a asshole says from biga and paul is gay and denise says the
same thing and paul is Bicurious and denise says she is bicurious
and had a drunken thing with a blonde female.
michael Lee called back and said he hated hillary clinton speech and
michael said he will vote for Gary Johnson (
https://www.johnsonweld.com/ ) and paul said nothing michael said makes
any sense and tells hm explain himself. and he tries to tell paul why
he likes Gary Johnson . michael hopes gary johnson takes votes from
either hillary or trump . and michaels finally hangs up its about
time .
http://pooperapp.com/ is a new app and how lazy can you be and paul
and sean are thinking about doing fun pranks and video tape it and
that would be so much fun .
we thank sean morton for being on the show and we do the plugs and we
will end this show until next week
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