INTRO - @edgar.alvizo .Dedication to his wife of 15 years Elizabeth Alvizo. Backstreet Boys -I want it that way 

We spoke to the parents of my Son’s Girlfriend , they approved of letting them continue to see each other

I dropped the soap in Jail bro lmaoooo

Revisiting the topic is it okay for her to keep stufff her ex gave her, ill tell u rn it’s not yes

When you’re at work and realize you Left your earbuds at home, and it’s just you and your demons working a repetitive job (I had a long runner too)

I wanted to fight someone but then remembered it cost about 500 dollars and a criminal record

White people that try to act ghetto around colored people

I never understood the soft bristle hard bristle controversy I just use a hard bristle till it’s soft

Her ex is still talking shit but i will let it be

A Machine I was using needed oil and my Coworker said imma top you off before I go... What I heard is “ let me suck your dick before I leave “

FUCK ask the fellas! (you WILL laugh and get in trouble at work because of them )

Story behind “ocean man”

As a teen one of the homies accidentally flashed my grandpa 😂