Canada confirms it has performed its first ever face transplant—no not the country—doctors did this to a person, not the country, that would be ridiculous.

Doug Ford is pondering using the NOTWITHSTANDING CLAUSE to effectively overturn a Superior Court decision which says he can't unilaterally change the number of wards in the City of Toronto, Zach Braff weighs in on the Paul McCartney masturbation story, Winnipeg has run out of mosquitos, and Nike is kicking ass.

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