After a half term break we come back with what Mike describes as the worst one yet. He gives us an update on his neighbours, we discuss things the internet has told us we're doing wrong but we definitely haven't as well as Avril Lavigne actually being Melissa, but not really. There's also a bit of confusion around Saruman and the last public execution by guillotine.

Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish.